Her: Our story is one of intrigue, adventure, and romance...
Him: …and murder! Don’t forget the murderrrrr!
Her: Well, they say opposites attract. A small town Upper Peninsula guy…
Him: such a small town, so small!
Her: meets a Wild West city gal…
Him: Crazy really.
Her: with his good looks and debonair style…
Him: Ah, thanks babe! I do look good today, I shaved you know?
Her: she never stood a chance. As fate would have it, they wound up at the same crazy company, at the same crazy time. With adjacent desks, they would fall in love gazing at one another over the short cubicle wall…
Him: Oatmeal.
Her: What?
Him: You used to pass me over oatmeal. The instant packets. Sometimes Emergen-C, sometimes apple sauce. That was when I knew.
Her: That you loved me!
Him: That you loved food.
Her: …
Him: …
Her: As I was saying, the stage was set and with them sitting next to one another it would only be a matter of time...
Him: I could really go for some oatmeal right now!
Well that's our story. You all already know the rest. It's a match made in heaven and we couldn't be happier! | 
