in the far away land of Modesto, a boy met a girl. He was working for the local baseball team, valiantly escorting around a giant Walnut for an event. She happened to be volunteering at the same event with two of her closest maidens. The rest was fate...

The young man strode by with confidence, walking as tall as his spiky Goku hair. He even brought a canine wingman to help him in his quest of the sacred seven digits. The young woman was in awe, but out of a fear of being basic she muttered “Eh, he’s OKAY.”

When the boy approached the table of maidens, the girl could hardly contain her enthusiasm. Her mouth full of metal eventually emerged as she attempted to hide her toothy grin. Was he really talking to her? The girl could not believe she could attract any attention with her tattered OPA shirt and her ponytail. Nevertheless, she gave the young man her phone number and myspace page.

The young couple’s infatuation blossomed into a deep love for one another. With a little encouragement (*Gabby*), the two began the long journey towards marriage-- their ultimate adventure. Eight anniversaries, four huskies, and two graduations later, the couple announced their engagement!

To be continued...